SEASONAL CRAFT COCKTAILS
The Gatsby $9
A twist on the classic Manhattan that inspires decadence to cope with a rejected love; Whiskey, amaretto, house made bitters, and muddled cherries and orange.
Served Neat.
Trixie Riot $8
Some people are just too good for this world. Rum, Peach Tree, Lime Juice, Simple Syrup with a layered top of Cab. A drink as pretty and fun as the honored name involved. See you in Valhalla One day Meagan.
La Burra Enojudo $8
Si esa repugnante bruja del pantano intenta tocarme una vez más, juro por el dios del caos de siete cabezas que la enterraré viva. Mezcal, Tequilla, lime juice and simple syrup, topped with ginger beer and lined with Tajjin.
Stabbing is My Cardio $10
Exercise is important, for some its jogging. For others its exsanguinating people who CHANGE MY MUSIC EVEN THOUGH I AM THE ONE WHO OPENED! What was I doing? Oh yeah – Gold Tequila, Ancho Reyes, Amaretto, pineapple juice, and house bitters with spicy shrub.
Gilly Gilly $8
Oh you don’t like Gin? You don’t know what you like. Gin, Aperol, Lemon Juice, and you know what? Lets get weird and muddle some grapes in there and add some house made limoncello. There now you like gin, make sure you tip the incredibly handsome guy behind the bar.
The Hip-Breaker $8
SOME people told me they were upset that I didn’t have a vodka based cocktail on the last list, to which I told them to get out of my apartment. Whatever, here you go, Vodka, Peach Schnaps, Cranberry Juice and Amaretto with muddled berries. Also I am no longer telling customers my real name.
The Dee-Dee $10
Listen, I didn’t spend the last part of last year getting gut-checked by some Florida Swamp Witch to spend my last little bit here serving sub-par swill. So here you go, my piece de resistance – Cointreau, Ameretto, pineapple juice and red wine with an orange zest. Served in a chilled martini and if you ask for substitutes I will head butt you.
A Circle of Rakes $12
Listen I had a period of time where I was naming drinks after Simpsons references, and this one was my favorite. Peychaud’s, Big O Ginger Liqueur, Drambuie and some burnt rosemary served neat. Side Show Bob would approve.
Wailing Ranch Hand $14
Nothing better than kicking your boots up and enjoying a nice drink after rustling cattle all day… wait whats that rumbling? HOLY HELL a whirling Dust Elemental just massacred the herd! Time for some plucky hillbillies to arm up and take on… oh crap this is the drink menu and not the screenplay I am working on. Tequilla, fresh squeezed lemon and lime juice, mezcal with our house made jalapeno mango shrub and topped with club soda… also don’t steal my screenplay